Oh Boy… where the hell do I start… *clear’n throat*

1. If you live in a tropical or warm weather city,Please refrain from wearing furs. Its just tacky
2. And if it was so damn cold you had to bust out the fur, why in captain crunches name do you have your tata’s / chest fully exposed. Clearly you don’t mind catching a cold, so leave the fake ass looking fur [ I know its real, Ice T is not about to put his bottom bitch in some fake shit…] in your pimp pad.
3. Is it just me or does she look like she took this picture back in 1997? All thats missing is Gloria Esteffan circa 1995 to walk in on the picture.. so Miami-esq [ and no disrespect, but folks in Miami are truly stuck in 1997 style wise]
4. Umm color coordination is not always on point boobie. I stopped doing that in Middle School. You Bore me Coco.
5. There is nothing COCO about you honey, shoulda stuck with your real name NICOLE AUSTIN. [ that was just a jab]
6. Just in case you really were trying to coordinate Nicole, your shoes didn’t match your fit, sowwy to be the bearer of bad news.
7. Do I really have to touch base on the “SUN-IN” bleach blonde hair, and the overexposure to fake baking? [Didn’t think so…next!]
8. I understand your fake ass and tata’s are your pride and joy, but can you do me a favor and pump some collagen into your upper lip… its irritating me.

RANDOM NOTE: Did you know one of Ice T’s aliases is NESTEA? *blank stare*I’m just over this one right now, I could go on..but I think the NESTEA thing fucked me up. I cant watch SUV anymore and take him seriously. He is no longer a legitimate thespian. Credit roll should say NESTEA.

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Posted at : December 12th, 2007 - 10:26 pm
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