Im really starting to think that the heavens and the God’s are trying to keep me out of Atlanta. First I can’t book ANY flight to go back home for the Holidays, so I spend it alone in NYC with Skully. Then I try to be overly cautious of the fact that its the weekend, and its New Years weekend at that, so I get on the 6:50am flight to guarantee that I make it back to the A in time for tomorrows Broke and BouJee…

So good shit, Skully is being good in her bag, we are settled in.. I do like I always do.. move to the back of the plane so I can have room to work on my laptop and spread my paperwork out.. and we start taking off…

speeding………about to take off.. and then STOP. The engine stops. The captain comes on and says…..

“No biggie folks.. it seems that the 2 alignment computers just went out” WTF?!!??!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!? Fool… NO BIGGIE?!?!?! WHAT IN JESUS, MOHAMMAD, AND MOSES NAME DO YOU FUCKING MEAN NO FUCKING BIGGIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT?!?!?!

So they have us sit in the plane till 8:45am, and then come back to tell us that they are going to try it again.. we try to take off again [ I cant really protest being Arab and all ] … and once again it shuts down.. so now they have all 102 passengers off the plane, with the mechanics trying to fix the plane [ I don’t know how I feel about this plane right about now ] and if it doesn’t work.. they are trying to place us on other flights…and since my wise ass wanted to sit in the back.. and I was the last person to get off the plane.. that means.. I got the last standby ticket..

Go figure…. its a conspiracy I say…

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Posted at : December 27th, 2007 - 6:25 am
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