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where the fuck are the comeupkids?

ummm, we’re gone.

temporarily.

fadia is revamping.

i know, i know it’s been a minute.

i don’t own this website though, soy solamente una escribia.

i miss y’all though.

so if you see this…

click here and say hi!

xoxo

L$D


 
 

Stalley the Ape

Ok. Here’s some new ish I’m starting. I like the number 13, I was born on the 13th, Fadia likes the number 13…the number 13 rules. So here’s the start of a new section: 13 Questions and The Truth. It’s a very untraditional interview where I ask 13 questions (that may or may not be related to the person in any way) and then give them an opportunity to provide “the truth,” essentially this is where interviewees may toot their own horn or just speak on something completely random.

Stalley is an emcee out of NYC by way of the midwest. Personally, I dig the flow because to me he’s reminiscent of that raw hip-hop from back in the day that you can only find late at night on college radio stations now. You know, the type of hip-hop that just keeps you in constant head-nod mode. Even when you don’t want to nod your head anymore. He’s not talking about killing or robbing people which is a plus since I don’t kill or rob people. He just gets on the mic and does him.

1. With an over-saturated industry, what made you decide to pursue a career in rap/hip-hop?

For that reason exactly, being that it is an over-saturated industry and I love hip hop so much I just wanted to keep real music, not hip hop but music alive. So in me pursuing hip hop I see more than the hip hop industry–I see a lifestyle. And that lifestyle I can’t see myself letting it go to the pits, lol.

2. Why ‘The Ape’?

Well the APe was a nickname I gave to myself. It’s the closest animal to man and when I get into the booth its like I just Go APe, like a transformation cause most people who know me outside of music know that I am a very mellow laid back person. So it’s sorta like my alter ego. Plus my beard gives you the APe feel, lol.

3. How would you classify your music?

Soulful, life music. I wouldn’t really classify it with any particular genre it’s just raw hip hop and relates to life, something for all people to enjoy.

4. A lot of artists always say they do this for the music, they’re not in it for the money or the fame. But those same artists are pissed when they don’t have the fame and the big money. Let’s say you don’t make it with the masses. As long as you’re making music will you still be good? Be honest.

Honestly I would. I’m sure you expected me to say that, lol but really I would. I’m saying I do music for the love of doing music, I really live it (hip hop). I make hip hop cause I love it, I do it for myself and those that love it the same. Not saying that I don’t wanna make money off of hip hop cause who doesn’t want to make a living doing something they love to do. If I could get paid the same money a year doing hip hop as being a teacher, I would be happy as long as I know me and my family are taken care of.

5. Before you were rapping what did you do?

I played NCAA BBall.

6. Can you explain the “neo-backpacker sunni swagger”?

Well you’re going to have to study the mixtape to get the true meaning of that, lol.

7. Do you like being compared to other artists?

No not at all. I really don’t think anyone wants to be compared to anyone, even if you admire that person your being compared to.

8. What is your familial background?

I’m a midwest Hood, lol.I come from a small town Massillon, Ohio (Milq Town) where them young boys go hard to make the ball team, lol.Small population, very blue collar, a lot of hard workers, most people that are born there die there, it’s a lot of happiness and a lot of pain, but it’s a beautiful strugle to come from The Milq. Just like anyone you will ever meet from this small town I’m bloody proud of my small town!!

9. What types of societal factors go into your music?

As I was saying before its just life, everything that you and I live day to day goes into my music. Joy, pain, poverty, corruption of the gov’t, genocide, gentrification, etc.

10. Do you write and produce your music?

I write everything as far as production it comes from various producers from all over the globe.

11. Do you consider yourself an inspiration to anyone? If so, whom?

I do consider myself an inspiration to people who still love and believe in pure, raw hip hop. And those that want to still do real hip hop can see and hear through me that it’s still out here and possible to create.

12. Hip-hop was at it’s best in what year?

I would have to say ‘94 (Illmatic Dropped, lol). I would have to say ‘94 was a mega year for hip hop a lot of classic work was being put out during that year. I remember going to the record store every Tuesday and they had a classic album for me to purchase.

13. Where do you ultimately see your career headed?

Upwards, I think this is the beginning and people are starting to want more of the original OG sound in hip hop with dope beats and ill rhymes and I don’t think that will ever go away. Right now it’s a lot of trends as hip hop is trend heavy, with the “hipsters rap” and all the other different things its doing at the present time, but its slowly getting back to the essence of raw hip hop “beats rhymes and life”.

The Truth:

I’m a Sunni Muslim, Hip Hopper, activistI’m hot cause I’m different I’m always out side of the box very much an oddball, go beyond the norm and never been a follower of what’s good right now. I think my music is the type of music that has a impact right away and at the sametime it may have to grow on you cause you might not catch everything at 1st listen. I would like to thank you for your time and helping me to shine my light on the world!

And here, he offers you his mixtape. If that one doesn’t work, click here. Listen with open ears. I think you’ll like it.

L$D


 
 

Love from The Joneses

I arrive home from the 8-6 today to a lovely little package from The Joneses addressed to the ButterBabies.  I flippin’ love snail mail so I was really excited to see it.  Thanks Aaron!  Can’t wait for August.


 
 

StreetLocal404

peep the new site: www.streetlocal404.com


 
 

More Freebies

Who doesn’t love music?  Probably Hilary Clinton since she’s such a hater.  Anyway, I know my readers couldn’t be that much of a hater so here’s some more stuff for all 3 of you to listen to.  *Sidebar: I think podcasts are the best thing since ceramic flat irons.

Add these on to the list from yesterday:

Krazy Kids Radio 

Jazzarific

StonesThrow

Dave’s Lounge

Traex

L$D


 
 

Freebies

These are for the 3 readers I have.  I love y’all.

Gordon Gartrell Radio

Mic Terror-The Terror Dome vol. 2

Spread love, that’s the Brooklyn way.  (Lol. I’m not from Brooklyn but I just wanted to say that.)

L$D


 
 

Wordpress

Dear Wordpress,

Why must you be so user unfriendly?  Why is everything so difficult with you? I have a lot of videos and pictures to share with the 2 comeupkids.com readers I have and now I can’t even do that.  Just what are you good for?

Regards,

L$D


 
 

HUSTLES

I’m back.  Fresh from those God-awful finals. Ugh! I’m so over college and I would totally quit except…I’m already out at least $50K so I might as well finish.  I may even consider grad school to pay that back. Anyway, anyway let’s talk.

This may have to be a new category on the blog but I’d like to talk to you about Hustles.  Now these hustles are some peoples valid job titles/descriptions that require almost no education/professional training at all.  Basically, I’m a little mad I ain’t think of it first.  But the hate never lasts long with me so I’m actually giving these folks a handshake and a salute because they’re definitely getting paid!  Here are some hustles you can get yourself into:

Streetwear Consultant:  You consult various stores/boutiques on streetwear.  Boutique may pay you anywhere from $50-$85K to do so.  By consulting I mean tell them which brands to buy and/or why they should buy them.  But hey isn’t that the buyers job? No.  You’d only be consulting on streetwear and store/boutiques sell more than streetwear right?

Persuasion Architect:  Paying anywhere from $70K-$90K, a Persuasion Architect, in my opinion, is a real classy word for pimp.  As a P.A. your job is to sway markets/customers/people into buying more/buying into a certain product or brand and essentially getting results.  Wait, P.A’s can even be paid as little as $7/hour.  Anyone in retail could say they were a Persuasion Architect.

Creative Helper: This pays $12-$15/hour and you just sit around and be creative and, you know, help.  Requirements: “Helpful to be proficient, Helpful to have graphic design experience”. Werd?

Color Separator: This one is real odd.  Apparently a screen printing company in NYC needs someone to separate the colors for them.  They’ll pay you $10-$15 per color.  They left some stuff out and now I have questions.  How many colors does one separate on average? 5? 50? 500? If you find out let me know.

Sam I Am: Doesn’t pay much but the title is that interesting I had to post it.  A ‘Sam I Am’ is a door-to-door salesman. I didn’t even know door-to-door salesmen still existed.  And since when were they called Sam I Am’s?

That’s all for now. If you all come across any interesting side hustles hit me up: lola@comeupkids.com.


 
 

oh wait!

P.S.

www.knotoriety.net

Ok. That’s it. Back to studying for real this time.

L$D


 
 

Wait, wait, wait.

Ok I might be maaaaaaaaaad late on this one.  Please don’t judge me if I am.  Has anyone heard of Rob Roy? My homeboy just sent me some of his music and I kinda like it.  I’m going to go on a whim (from his myspace) and guess that he’s from Duval (Jacksonville, FL).  Anyway, he’s totally unassuming.  I know you may not believe me when I say that but just go to his myspace to get what I mean.

Ok, ok. Back to studying.

L$D


 
 

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